Tuesday, 6 January 2015

Blake Lively's baby's sex still a mystery

It's everywhere in the news. Hollywood has got good news, but incomplete news. A simple google search of Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds gives you a bunch of results most of them reading in part "Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds welcome baby." But none of these websites has yet identified the gender of the baby. So are you wondering, just like me, that maybe, this could be just a rumour? But more certainly than not, this is not a rumour. You see, my auntie Ketty had her first baby in a small clinic just one kilometer from her home, and the whole village knew she had been pregnant, and really wanted to know about the angel, but auntie Ketty wanted to first bring the baby back home before she could publicize the gender of the baby. Imagine she had not even wanted people to know she had had a baby and was still in the clinic. But you know living in a small village where everyone knows you, even the number of times you sneeze can easily be counted.

For Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, well, even if they wanted or not, the baby news had to come out, just because they are the world's sweethearts, and the world has an eye on them, every time, every where they go.However, all that there is,is that there is a baby. And that if the baby is a girl, she will be called Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds according to the father , “On the plane over here I was trying to think of baby names. I don’t want a name that’s anything pretentious or, like, Hollywood-y,” went Ryan's joke. “So I’m going with Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds … that’s if it’s a girl.”

It is believed the baby was born earlier than expected late December as the world was preparing to start 2015, but both the baby and the mother are doing very well and healthy

Mrs. Reynolds, the Upper East Siders are eagerly waiting to know what the baby is. The baby may not be a Van Der Woodsen but still very much welcome to inherit from the family. 

Sunday, 28 December 2014

Pretty Little Liars, a Charle's Angels replica

Have you ever started watching a movie or TV show and all of a sudden you realize you must have watched some of the stunts, movements or settings before, and yet this is your first time you have bought this movie or TV show? It becomes a déjà vu until you realize you are watching different character names and faces.

So I have seen this Pretty Little Liars on the TV shows market in Kampala for over three years I guess and I had never even once tingled my beard while pondering on whether to buy it or not. But then recently I felt like I had watched all the movies and TV shows in this guy's movie shop/container somewhere in Nakulabye, and it was only Pretty Little Liars left, and at this time it had accumulated with 5 seasons and I decided to take the first two parts of season one.

While watching the first few episodes, I felt like I was in Upper East Side once again surrounded by Blair Waldorf, Serena Van Der Woodsen and their lonely boys. This was majorly because of the anonymous person -A, who like Gossip Girl knew every character's deepest secrets and and used that as an advantage to control them. But later I realized this show wasn't too inclined to Gossip Girl because of -A and the school setting with lockers and hallways and scattered students everywhere, but to another familiar TV show and a movie because of the problem solving skills, -A, chic flick and more. Below are moments when and where Pretty Little Liars becomes Charle's Angels.(Closely relating to the movies)

On Pretty Little Liars, -A is very equivalent to Mr. Charle on Charle's Angels. Although the pretty little liars are threatened by -A, still -A has given them a lot of information and not  just tit bits concerning what is going on in their surroundings, but they need to be very smart to understand it. The Angels however can only feel scared of their new tasks until one of them says "Its sounds fun" Both the Angels and the Liars receive information or tasks from one source, that is Mr. Charle on a speaker box and -A on mobile phones respectively. 

At least someone from both Pretty Little Liars and Charle's Angels has fallen in love with the enemy. Spencer Hastings falling for Toby Cavanaugh who is presumably -A or working for -A, though it it later turns out he was only trying to protect Spencer, was just like Dylan Sanders accepting to shake and bake for Knox of the Knox Technologies before she survived the shooting. And just like Spencer Hastings always falling for the bad guys, e.g Ian Thomas, Dylan Sanders realized that with Seamus O'grady.
The Creepy Thin Man scene on Charle's Angels was perfectly recreated on Pretty Little Liars except that this time there was no physical creepy thin man but a creepy thicker -A on the Little Liars' phones. The way these girls converge from parts of of the party floor to plan a new mission after receiving a message from the creepy know it all thick -A  is exactly the way the Creepy Thin Man's attention brings Natalie, Dylan and Alex. See clip below

The Little Liars and the Angels keep secrets of what they are working on from their boyfriends, but then again sometimes use them to accomplish their secret duties for example Caleb and Hannah, though Caleb later finds out about the secrets, and Dylan and The Chad. Remember "Is it the Chad?"?

They all have each others' backs. Yeah, sometimes they fight, but they always stay connected. There are so many other relationships between Pretty Little Liars and Charle's Angels both the TV shows and the movies but I could only highlight those, of course considering I am still on the third season.

The Thornhill Lodge fire incident is exactly like the fire incident at Townsend's

Pretty Little Liars returns January 6th 2015 on ABC Family.

Friday, 12 December 2014

TV female characters who are totally Bitches

They are beautiful, hot, sexy and very smart, except for one who can't tell her left from her right. These TV characters can be tough and they can be sweet, but while, they are sweet, you don't have to take it for it. Usually that sweet smile you see on them during a dialogue is meant to lead someone into hell's embrace. They are really attractive, manipulative and always crave for attention. They have very sharp tongues and dirty mouths and produce poisonous words sometimes and some do not mince any words with intentions of hurting people emotionally


1. Rebekah Mikaelson - The Originals/ The Vampire Dairies
Played by Claire Holt, Rebekah is the only female Original Vampire. She is one of the oldest and strongest vampires on earth who comes to Mystic Falls looking for her original vampire brothers Klaus and Elijah.
 
 2. Edie Britt - Desperate Housewives
Nicollette Sheridan played Edie Britt, one of the residents of Wisteria Lane in Fairview. Just like the bitch she was, she didn't care at all for anybody for as long as her needs were satisfied. She is this person who tells a woman she is gonna sleep with her husband and she actually does it to prove her point. Edie Britt didn't have real friends along Wisteria Lane. Just like Rebekah Mikaelson, Edie Britt's language can be very annoying and hurting.

                                 

3. Lauren Tanner - Make it or Break it
Being one of the best gymnastics at the Rock and the Queen of the Beam in the whole country seemed never to be enough for her. She most of the times thought about only herself and her closest friends, her closet teammates. This back stabbing bitch sleeps with her best friend's boyfriend, steals her best friend's necklace and plays on her minds and fools her.

                              

"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago." - Pam
Everything is clear in her quote. What makes me love her is the way she speaks. 

                                      
5. Sue Sylvester - Glee
Everybody fears Sue. She is such a bitch sabotaging all New Directions' activities, causing differences within the New Directions members and all the time discriminating against gay students, even fighting with fellow staff or her staff members.She is a Cheerios' coach, then principal, and then a Madonna singing Vogue. The best of her is her endless plots and calculated attacks on her students, and fellow staff


Monday, 8 December 2014

This Christmas, my re-watch list: Movies to relive

Christmas is already here and some people are  probably wondering how they are gonna spend it. Is it gonna be at a party, music events, comedy nights, camping or a movie? I will go with a movie. You may want to buy a movie as a Christmas present for your friends or loved ones, or invite them home to watch it with you, all you have to make sure you do, is not to disappoint with a boring movie. Get some people's hair raising, ribs cracking or  take them out for historical adventures. Below are some movies you may watch or buy as a present for your friends or loved ones and relive them during Christmas holidays 




Baby's Day Out (1994)

Baby Bink couldn't ask for more; he has adoring (if somewhat sickly-sweet) parents, he lives in a huge mansion, and he's just about to appear in the social pages of the paper. Unfortunately, not everyone in the world is as nice as Baby Bink's parents; especially the three enterprising kidnappers who pretend to be photographers from the newspaper. Successfully kidnapping Baby Bink, they have a harder time keeping hold of the rascal, who not only keeps one step ahead of them, but seems to be more than a little bit smarter than the three bumbling criminals. 
 Director: Patrick Read Johnson 
Writer: John Hughes
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

The Bride wakens from a four-year coma. The child she carried in her womb is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her - a team she was once part of. (111 mins.)

 Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
 The Bride continues her quest of vengeance against her former boss and lover Bill, the reclusive bouncer Budd and the treacherous, one-eyed Elle.
  (1993)
During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned dinosaur exhibits to run amok. 


Video game adventuress Lara Croft comes to life in a movie where she races against time and villains to recover powerful ancient artifacts. (100 mins.)
Director: Simon West
Matilda (1996)
Story of a wonderful little girl, who happens to be a genius, and her wonderful teacher vs. the worst parents ever and the worst school principal imaginable.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
A bored married couple is surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other.
Killers (2010)
A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when they discover their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill the couple.

  
Charlie's Angels (2000)

Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal.

 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
The Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database.

 Die Hard (1988)
 John McClane, officer of the NYPD, tries to save wife Holly Gennaro and several others, taken hostage by German terrorist Hans Gruber during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles.